Hmmm. Sue's instinct would have been to run away.
Sue says, "Hit him again! Harder! Clobber him!
"But, oh, please be careful!! He is a dangerous man!
"He is not as bright as Some Other Scientists and it makes him so cranky, you see! He did not discover the Negative Zone. Or Unstable Molecules."
She is one hundred percent certain Jameson is going to die. She calls out, "I believe in you, John! Do your best!"
Then she turns invisible and steps to one side, trying to get behind Doom.
And she will try a difficult trick: she puts a force field anywhere between Doom and John Jameson where a weapon or barrel opens in Doom's armor, or between Doom's hands and Jameson, to try to stop any gunfire, laserfire, sonicblasts, ultrablasts, gamma rays, xraylasers, zeta beams, deathbeams, force beams, dehydration rays, shrink rays, heat rays, micro-missles, time vortex rays, or whatnot going from Doom to John.
Since the force fields are invisible, Doom will not see them. She just hopes she is quick enough to put them in front of any weapon he draws or finger he points.
But she is not putting either in a bubble: John should be able to smite Doom's hulkproof armor with all the power of his American Astronaut fist.
She makes little irregular elevations and depressions in the ground on which Doom stands (assuming he rises to his feet) invisible, or coats his left boot with a force field, so that his footing is bad during the upcoming donnybrook.
John Jameson does indeed press Dr. Doom in fisticuffs!
He ought to have his head knocked off. But Doom keeps slipping, stumbling over rocks, and otherwise fumbling what should otherwise be an effortless win.
Clang! Clang! Jameson punches the side of Doom's head, where Doom's green hood covers his iron mask, so Jameson doesn't break his knuckles.
Thorp! Glap! Doom launches micro missiles and fires zeta beams, to no effect.
Suddenly, Doom turns, holding out an armored glove to hold Jameson momentarily at bay.
"Richards?" he exclaims in astonishment. "But HOW? I used the Will Stone to bend space around this world, rendering entry or egress equally impossible!"
"Through space, yes," Reed Richards says. "But there are other ways of accessing other worlds, Victor, as we both know. I'd be a poor scientist indeed if I only had rocket ships in my arsenal."
"John Jameson, right?" he says to Jameson. "Seems you've been off the radar for more than a few years. Have you been here on Counter-Earth this whole time?"
Jameson replies,
"Dr. Richards, I'd be glad to fill you in on my back story, but there's still this maniac to deal with. Care to lend a hand?"
"From all the way over here?" scoffs Richards. "He'd roast me before I took two steps. No, what we ought to do is ..."
"MANIAC?" demands Doom hotly. "Who threw himself on me with fists upraised? Who chose at once to enter into the maelstrom of combat, without, as his own NASA's motto declares, seeking the unknown to make it the known? Who if not you, John Jameson?"
"Well, yes, I did attack you," Jameson counters. "Am I supposed to wait until you attacked me?"
Reed Richards comes over beside Jameson, passing within arm's reach of Sue Storm. But he looks right through her, as though she did not exist!
The shadow of Doom!
ReplyDeletePaper plates for the convenience of Doom!
Sun for the warmth of Doom!
Moon for the...
Oh wait, I'm not supposed to be here, am I? ;-P
INVISIBLE GIRL
ReplyDeleteSusan makes herself visible, while deep inside (still invisible) her girlish heart is melting. She places a force bubble around Doom to prevent any surprise attacks, and restrains the urge to jump into Reed's arms.
Instead, she stands rather to close to Reed, hoping he will take her in his arms, but realizing he is about to do battle, and, being a man, has all the wrong priorities.
She assumes Reed departed from Earth via the negative zone, reentering timespace at another point, or asked Jonny's girlfriend Crystal to use Lockjaw the teleporting Inhuman dog to get him here, or used his copy of Doom's time machine, or... Actually, she has no idea how he did it. What a genius! Neal Armstrong AND Albert Einstein rolled into one!
She says, "Oh! Reed! Darling! There is something wrong with Doctor Doom! He is now acting as a lackey and errand boy for Thanos the Mad Titan, which the real Doctor Doom would never do!
"I mean, we have fought Doom many times, and I have never seen him act like a toad-eating lickspittle flunky before! I suspect Thanos used the mind gem on him!
"Thanos, who stole the Willstone from Doom, has probably arranged to trick Doom into fighting this pointless battle with you, and is grinning that annoying purple grin at all of us!
"But, even though he is now merely the hiring of a space alien who is clearly his inferior in every way, Doom is still dangerous! Oh! Be careful, Reed, darling!"
And when she says 'be careful' of course she means, clobber and burn him! You blew up his face in college! FINISH THE JOB!! But she does not say that out loud.
(Hot DANG!! Looking at Reed Richards from the point of view of his girlfriend, he really is one of the most impressive men in the Marvel Universe. Who else can beat up Galactus?)
She will release the invisible forcefield the moment it looks like Reed, Jameson and Doom are about to do battle. Sue just wanted to restrain Doom long enough to talk and maybe get a kiss from Reed (who will never think of it! Men! They are impossible!) She does not want Reed to feel like he is not needed.
She tries to stand upwind of Reed, hoping he will notice the new scented shampoo she is using. ("Fantastic For Him!" it is one of the line of FF themed home products.) She dropped a really big hint that she wanted to go out on the town after the Illuminati meeting. He must have noticed that hint, right? Right?