"Wait, this is Avengers Base?" says Machine Man suddenly. "Do you know the Vision?"
"Yes," says the Scarlet Witch, not quite understating matters.
"Do you think I could talk to him? Compare notes about being human, being artificial, like that."
She doesn't see why not.
"Vizsh, are you there?' she says into her Avengers mike. "We have a problem. Oh, and someone wants to meet you."
"I am here. Is your problem life-threatening?"
"Not yet ..."
"Mine is. A white-haired man is trying to remove the stone from my forehead. He has vast cosmic powers, and has been attempting to provoke me into rage. Fortunately, the part of my personality contributed by Ultron is no longer dominant."
"We'll be right there!" says the Scarlet Witch. "We're saving the Vision," she explains to Ant-Man and Spider-Man.
She and Machine Man rush in the opposite direction from the conference room, where Namor, Stark, Reed and Professor X are all murderously angry.
Come to think of it, maybe everyone should get further away from that room.
ANT MAN
ReplyDeleteAnt Man fellows Scarlet Witch. He asks the Scarlet Witch where the Vision is. When finds out, he uses his ant helmet to command any ants in that area (where ever it may be) to bite the Collector, climb up his nose and get in his eyelashes.
Scarlet Witch says "Sentrhul-rehkreashun-sentur"
DeleteShe glides down the corridor, her feet not touching the floor, very, very rapidly. Her eyes are blazing magenta, and she is reaching out before her with slender hands. Not towards Ant Man. Just in the direction she is going.
SPIDER-MAN
ReplyDeleteSpidey pauses to take a photo of Machine Man. Spider-Man goes to the nearest man in a black SHIELD uniform lying on the ground. Spidey asks him, "Hey Buddy! What happened in there? Was it Hitler?" Then he checks to see if the man is dead.
"It was..." says the agent, "if Hitler's a seven-foot old guy with wild Einstein hair and red light coming out of his eyes. Which is possible ..."
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